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Top | Animal Jokes | bear and the rabbit

there was a bear and a rabbit they both hated each other and one day they were walking through the woods
when they saw a golden frog. the golden frog said i dont see many people but when i do i grant them three wishes each so the bear and the rabbit were getting ready to make their wishes.
the bears first wish was for all the bears in the woods to be female .
so the frog granted his wish.
then the rabbit wished for a motorbike helmet.
the frog granted his wish.
then the bear wished for all the bears in the woods next to his woods to be female.
the frog granted it.
then the rabbit wished for a moterbike.
the frog granted it.
for the bears final wish he wished for all the bears in the whole world to be female.
the frog granted it.
the the rabbit puts his helmet on jumps on his motorbike and ses i wish the bear was gay and the rabbit drove off.



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(Added: 2005-02-23 Rating: 6.60 Votes: 5)

Submitted By: -- chancecotter@hotmail.com


   
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