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An old farmer married a young girl. He worked so hard on his farm that the poor fellow had no energy left for his wife. After some time passed his wife told him that what he was doing to her wasn't fair ignore her way he did and that he should go to the doctor for some help. He went to his doctor and told him that he was so tired from working during the day that he had nothing left for his wife at night. The doc told him why don't you try going home early in the day. The farmer said that he had tried that but by the time he walked home he was too tired to do anything. The doc said then try this take a shotgun with you when you leave in the morning and when you get the feeling fire a shot up in the air. Tell your wife when she hears the shot to run out to meet you in the field and do it there. So he thanks the Doc and leaves. Two weeks later he's walking in town and the Doc sees him. He say's hey farmer Brown how did my idea work out for you. The farmer says Doc for the first week it was great but then hunting season started and I haven't seen her since.



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