The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 dollar bill. When the male
dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $ 10 dollar bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend, pulled out a $20 bill, she calls the guy back over, licks the $20 dollar bill, and sticks it on his other cheek! In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my 3rd girl-friend, pulls out a $50 dollar bill! She then calls the guy over, licks the bill, { at this point I am worried about
the way things are going} But fortunately, she just stuck it to his butt cheeks too.
My relief was short lived, seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrates over to me. now everyones attention is focused on me, and the guy is trying to get me to top the $50 dollars. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet, " What was I going to do"? Then my habitual side took over, I got out my atm card, swiped it down the crack of his ass grabbed the $80 bucks, and went home!